Guy#43: Mr. “Booty Call”
This guy thinks he slick!!
He ain’t fooling me!
Don’t let him fool you!
When a chick gets involved in any relationship she knows what it is from the very beginning. The question is; will she be in denial or will she deal with the reality? When it comes to this guy, let’s put it all on the table. This guy is only out for sex! That’s it! Nothing more and nothing less. We know that but some of us try to fool ourselves and others that there’s more to the “relationship”. There is no relationship! You met this guy (how the hell ever you met him), you started having sex with him and you haven’t stopped!
He never takes you out. You’ve never been to dinner; never seen a movie (unless it’s on DVD). You haven’t had much public contact with this guy other than when you first met. He may have taken you out once or twice but that’s been a long, long time ago. Now he just calls you late at night hoping you will agree to let him come over to your place or even having the nerve to try to persuade you to get out of your bed so you can come and get in his!
This guy’s bold and pretty straight-forward about his intentions. All he wants his sex and the later it is; the better. But let’s be fair: You are a willing participant in these sex sessions and in fact you may have been the one to initiate it preferring that your relationship with this guy is limited to these late night “arrangements”.
See, sistas ain’t stupid. We know what the hell a booty call is. And some of us prefer booty call relationships with men over long-lasting, devoted, meaningful and loving relationships. Some of us have pretty much given up on finding a real, good man and have just settled for “late night dicks” whenever we get horny. This kind of guy doesn’t mind “being used” as a prop so that you can get off! Sex will no strings attached is what he’s all about! Often, it’s the only thing that he’s about because sex is probably the only thing he’s good at!
This is the kind of guy that you may have initially considered having a relationship with but once you realized that he is a total idiot you decided to just fuck him whenever you get uncontrollably horny instead! He might not even be that good in the bed but you figure having late night access to a real dick is better than fucking a dildo! There’s not much to say about this guy. You might simply not know him very well. He may be a mysterious figure that you rarely see and rarely carry on a conversation with beyond telling him, “Yeah, I’m up. You can’t come over.”
I really feel sorry for the sistas who’ve been the booty calls of this kind of guy and actually believe that they’re in a relationship. If you’re one of these sistas, let me tell you straight with no chaser...
This guy is taking advantage of you. He doesn’t really respect you and may not even be attractive to you. All he wants is a nut and he knows that you’re going to give it to him. He will keep going to you for his booty calls as long as you keep answering your phone late at night and giving him the green light to come over. Weeks, months, even years will go by and he’ll keep on hitting that as long as you’re ready, willing and able. And even if you seem to be cool with the booty call status of your relationship, this guy is guaranteed to wear out his welcome. Oh yes, he will become a nuisance. You might not be able to get rid of his ass! If he’s good in bed, I mean, really good, you might not even give a damn. But if I were you I would do like guys do...
Keep your booty calls on “rotate”! Don’t let the same guy hit that over and over again because then it might actually become a relationship! The fool will think your pussy belongs to him.
This guy might be your ex-boyfriend or ex-husband. Maybe he’s a friend of your brother’s or a neighbor. But whoever he is, if the extent of your relationship with him are late night booty calls then it’s safe to say that this guy is not someone you really want to be calling your man! So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Booty Call”, you actually go around telling people that he’s your man and you think one day you might actually marry this guy (oh, say it ain’t so)....
Girl, don’t do it!!
He ain’t fooling me!
Don’t let him fool you!
When a chick gets involved in any relationship she knows what it is from the very beginning. The question is; will she be in denial or will she deal with the reality? When it comes to this guy, let’s put it all on the table. This guy is only out for sex! That’s it! Nothing more and nothing less. We know that but some of us try to fool ourselves and others that there’s more to the “relationship”. There is no relationship! You met this guy (how the hell ever you met him), you started having sex with him and you haven’t stopped!
He never takes you out. You’ve never been to dinner; never seen a movie (unless it’s on DVD). You haven’t had much public contact with this guy other than when you first met. He may have taken you out once or twice but that’s been a long, long time ago. Now he just calls you late at night hoping you will agree to let him come over to your place or even having the nerve to try to persuade you to get out of your bed so you can come and get in his!
This guy’s bold and pretty straight-forward about his intentions. All he wants his sex and the later it is; the better. But let’s be fair: You are a willing participant in these sex sessions and in fact you may have been the one to initiate it preferring that your relationship with this guy is limited to these late night “arrangements”.
See, sistas ain’t stupid. We know what the hell a booty call is. And some of us prefer booty call relationships with men over long-lasting, devoted, meaningful and loving relationships. Some of us have pretty much given up on finding a real, good man and have just settled for “late night dicks” whenever we get horny. This kind of guy doesn’t mind “being used” as a prop so that you can get off! Sex will no strings attached is what he’s all about! Often, it’s the only thing that he’s about because sex is probably the only thing he’s good at!
This is the kind of guy that you may have initially considered having a relationship with but once you realized that he is a total idiot you decided to just fuck him whenever you get uncontrollably horny instead! He might not even be that good in the bed but you figure having late night access to a real dick is better than fucking a dildo! There’s not much to say about this guy. You might simply not know him very well. He may be a mysterious figure that you rarely see and rarely carry on a conversation with beyond telling him, “Yeah, I’m up. You can’t come over.”
I really feel sorry for the sistas who’ve been the booty calls of this kind of guy and actually believe that they’re in a relationship. If you’re one of these sistas, let me tell you straight with no chaser...
This guy is taking advantage of you. He doesn’t really respect you and may not even be attractive to you. All he wants is a nut and he knows that you’re going to give it to him. He will keep going to you for his booty calls as long as you keep answering your phone late at night and giving him the green light to come over. Weeks, months, even years will go by and he’ll keep on hitting that as long as you’re ready, willing and able. And even if you seem to be cool with the booty call status of your relationship, this guy is guaranteed to wear out his welcome. Oh yes, he will become a nuisance. You might not be able to get rid of his ass! If he’s good in bed, I mean, really good, you might not even give a damn. But if I were you I would do like guys do...
Keep your booty calls on “rotate”! Don’t let the same guy hit that over and over again because then it might actually become a relationship! The fool will think your pussy belongs to him.
This guy might be your ex-boyfriend or ex-husband. Maybe he’s a friend of your brother’s or a neighbor. But whoever he is, if the extent of your relationship with him are late night booty calls then it’s safe to say that this guy is not someone you really want to be calling your man! So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Booty Call”, you actually go around telling people that he’s your man and you think one day you might actually marry this guy (oh, say it ain’t so)....
Girl, don’t do it!!
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