Monday, June 4, 2007

Guy #3: Mr. “Why is he coughing so much…”

This guy brings about a touchy-touchy subject but sistas we have to face the sad, sad reality…

There are brothas out here who you shouldn’t be touching with a ten-foot pole! Don’t get near this guy. He’s dangerous! He might not stab you or put a bullet in your head but having sex with this guy is a death wish! And don’t give me that “I make him use condoms” bullshit. It takes just one time for you to slip up and forget to tell him to put on the condom or you let him persuade you that it’s all good, and it’s all over, you can call it a wrap because your life has just been shortened by 20 years!

And I wouldn’t sleep with this kind of guy even if he agreed to use condoms! I don’t feel comfortable with latex or any other kind of "tex" being the only thing separating me from a trip to the clinic!

Girl, I’m not even playing, this guy is sick in the head and sick in the body. He’s walking dead and he might not know it or he could be fully aware of it and just not telling you what’s up. You better use all of your five senses when dealing with this guy:

Sight:
They say you can’t tell if someone is sick by just looking at them. The hell you can’t! If you got eyes like microscopes you can! Stay alert, watching this guy like a hawk.

Hearing:
You better keep your ears open, hearing every little thing that he or anyone else says about him. Words no matter how insignificant they seem give you clues on what’s really going on.

Smell:
I don’t know about you but when something just ain’t right, I can sniff it out!

Touch:
You need to do some serious physical examination on this guy. Look and feel for anything weird or abnormal on this guy’s body. Don’t forget to put on strong latex gloves!

Taste:
When you’re sucking his dick, licking his balls, asshole, whatever…let me stop, I’m just fucking with you on this one…

Now, I know the whole five senses thing is me being a bit silly but the point is this guy should be avoided at all cost! He could be diagnosed with a STD, cancer, HIV/AIDS, or any kind of infection, syndrome, disease, virus, injury, disability, etc. He may show symptoms or he may not.

Just be honest: Whatever it is he’s got, this guy is sick. He’s always going to the doctor and missing work. His friends and family always look sad, always overly concerned about him and may treat him like he’s already dead! You hear rumors about him from those in the community. When you met him he “looked” healthy and now he “looks” sick, losing weight, taking medication, always depressed….

Of course if he’s gotten to that point it’s probably too late!

Girl, it’s not a matter of if he dies but when he dies! So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Why is this guy coughing so much…” and you think one day you might actually marry this guy....

Girl, don’t do it!!

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