Guy#10: Mr. “Broke ass Sugar Daddy”
First of all, this guy is almost always old. Maybe he’s real old. That’s what a sugar daddy is, an old guy. The difference between this guy and the traditional sugar daddy is that this guy is broke!
But of course all sugar daddies have several things in common. They all love younger women and this guy is no exception. His love of younger women borders on the pervert level however. He’s a weird character and his lifestyle can only be described as pathetic and a little bizarre. He’s a horny guy, watches a lot of porn, reads nuddie magazines and is a regular at strip clubs. He plays “Big Willie” to all of the women he meets acting like he’s living large. This fool thinks he’s a playa for real! He’s flirtatious, always trying to charm a young chick and get into her pants if he’s lucky. He has no game and makes a fool of himself every day, several times a day.
Now he may have had it going on when he was younger! The image he tries to portray may have fit him 20 years ago but now he’s just a sad, pathetic shell of what he used to be. He may have been a sharp dresser…in the 70’s or 80’s, but nowadays this clown has no clue! Though he could be the type who thinks he still young and embarrassingly tries to dress, walk and talk like the guys from this generation. He may ride around in his car (probably a Cadillac or a Lincoln) listening to gangsta rap! But if he’s really “old school”, expect him to play cassettes and 8-tracks of his favorite soul and funk groups from back in the day.
If you’re involved with a guy like this he’ll try to control you. Because he’s older he figures he can play both your lover and your father! He thinks he knows every damn thing and will pretty much tell you how you should live your life. He lives a dull life and the relationship bores you to tears, though he may try hard to be “active”, partying all-night long, which is even worse because he will make himself and you both look stupid!
The guy may be in poor health and you’ll end up having to take care of him. That might be worth it if he had money to leave you in the “unfortunate” case of his death. But his old ass is broke! If he’s still working, he has a low-paying, blue collar job and if he’s retired he’s receiving little in retirement income and benefits. And as far as sex…forget about it! This Viagra popping, one-minute gray-haired brotha no longer has what it takes to please anyone in bed except maybe himself.
By the way, though most guys that fit this profile are old, younger guys can be sugar daddies. How? Because you have plenty of broke and pathetic brothas in their late 20’s and 30’s chasing after young girls barely out of high school!
So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Broke ass Sugar Daddy” and you think one day you might actually marry this guy....
Girl, don’t do it!!
But of course all sugar daddies have several things in common. They all love younger women and this guy is no exception. His love of younger women borders on the pervert level however. He’s a weird character and his lifestyle can only be described as pathetic and a little bizarre. He’s a horny guy, watches a lot of porn, reads nuddie magazines and is a regular at strip clubs. He plays “Big Willie” to all of the women he meets acting like he’s living large. This fool thinks he’s a playa for real! He’s flirtatious, always trying to charm a young chick and get into her pants if he’s lucky. He has no game and makes a fool of himself every day, several times a day.
Now he may have had it going on when he was younger! The image he tries to portray may have fit him 20 years ago but now he’s just a sad, pathetic shell of what he used to be. He may have been a sharp dresser…in the 70’s or 80’s, but nowadays this clown has no clue! Though he could be the type who thinks he still young and embarrassingly tries to dress, walk and talk like the guys from this generation. He may ride around in his car (probably a Cadillac or a Lincoln) listening to gangsta rap! But if he’s really “old school”, expect him to play cassettes and 8-tracks of his favorite soul and funk groups from back in the day.
If you’re involved with a guy like this he’ll try to control you. Because he’s older he figures he can play both your lover and your father! He thinks he knows every damn thing and will pretty much tell you how you should live your life. He lives a dull life and the relationship bores you to tears, though he may try hard to be “active”, partying all-night long, which is even worse because he will make himself and you both look stupid!
The guy may be in poor health and you’ll end up having to take care of him. That might be worth it if he had money to leave you in the “unfortunate” case of his death. But his old ass is broke! If he’s still working, he has a low-paying, blue collar job and if he’s retired he’s receiving little in retirement income and benefits. And as far as sex…forget about it! This Viagra popping, one-minute gray-haired brotha no longer has what it takes to please anyone in bed except maybe himself.
By the way, though most guys that fit this profile are old, younger guys can be sugar daddies. How? Because you have plenty of broke and pathetic brothas in their late 20’s and 30’s chasing after young girls barely out of high school!
So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Broke ass Sugar Daddy” and you think one day you might actually marry this guy....
Girl, don’t do it!!
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