Monday, June 4, 2007

Guy#14: Mr. “Sleep all day and party all night”

First of all, this guy is lazy!! I give him the first part of his name for a reason! A big portion of his life is spent sleeping! Anytime from 6 in the morning until 3, 4, 5 o’clock in the afternoon, he is in the bed, on the couch, stretched out on the floor, sitting on the toilet or lying in the bathtub-sleep! When you come home from work he’s just getting up and when you’re getting ready for bed he’s about to start his day or shall I say his night.

He’s the kind of guy that is rarely seen in the daytime. He can’t be found anywhere. He’s a night person. He’s addicted to the club scene though he may not be much of a club go-er at all. He could be the type who is simply addicted to the streets which means that he loves to “hang out” with his friends on the corners drinking, smoking and laughing it up.

Homie has a lack of focus and he’s too carefree about life. You can expect him to be irresponsible. He’s had many experiences due to the lifestyle that he lives yet he’s very much immature and naïve. In some ways he lives life like an average teenager would. Often, this kind of guy is young; in his 20’s. However, there are plenty of brothas in their 30’s & 40’s that live life this way-basically never growing up.

He’s a loud and popular guy who knows where all of the hot spots are in the city. This guy loves to have a good time and if you’re a chick that likes to party you will enjoy being around this guy. As a matter of fact, you probably will meet this guy at a party. But if you care anything about reality and you value hard work and overall success in life than his fun-loving, party-all-the-time attitude will become annoying and a huge turn off.

You can almost bet that this guy is either unemployed or hardly ever working. Any job he does manage to hold on to is temporary and dead-end status. This of course means that he’s always broke! But it doesn’t take much to party. Give this guy some cheap beer, cheap cigarettes and cheap drugs and he’s straight! When he’s not sleep, he’s drunk and high off weed, heroin, crack, meth, who knows! This fool lives his life as if he thinks he’s P. Diddy dancing on top of tables! He thinks he’s living the “high life”, but in reality he’s a loser that doesn’t have much of life and he’ll probably be old and washed-up before he ever realizes it.

So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Sleep all day and party all night” and you think one day you might actually marry this guy....

Girl, don’t do it!!

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