Monday, June 4, 2007

Guy#20: Mr. “Out of the closet and proud of it”

You get along well with this guy. He may be one of your best friends. He actually listens to you because he values what you have to say. He respects you, understands you and you feel completely comfortable around him. You are as close to this guy as you are around your girlfriends.

Basically this guy is one your girlfriends! He’s acts feminine-from his walk to his talk. He may be a flashy and flamboyant type. He is just over-flowing with personality. He’s the life of the party. He’s full of energy and has a great sense of humor. He’s likely to be quite intelligent with a lot of talent. He’s genuinely concerned about your well-being and really wants to see you succeed in life.

Girl, if this guy wasn’t gay he’ll be the perfect man! But he is gay and I think it’s safe to say that he’s not the man for you! This kind of guy will have many qualities that you love in a man and you two have many things in common. The problem is that just like you, he likes dick! And though he really is a nice guy, being in public with him can be a “challenge”. It can be downright unbearable! I mean, let’s face it, we live in a homophobic society and whenever you’re out with this guy he’s often ridiculed (especially by so-called straight black men).

Being made fun of won’t bother this guy. He’s the kind of guy that is comfortable in his own skin. He wears his “gayness” on his sleeve and doesn’t care what anyone says. He’s gay and proud (and most likely he’s loud) and no matter how hard you try he can’t be converted. He might be a punk though some gay guys are tough as shit! Yeah, some of them can hold their own. Like I said before, this guy comes across as gay and proud and it might look that way on the surface but deep down he could have some serious emotional issues. He may suffer from depression and could even be at the brink of suicide. He may be estranged from his family and friends that he grew up with.

I don’t want to sound stereotypical (even though this entire list of profiles may be just that) but this kind of guy is likely to live a “high risk” lifestyle. I know, I know, just because he’s gay doesn’t mean that he’s promiscuous, right? Ok-if you say so. But the bottom line is that you and this guy are obviously not compatible in the bedroom and every gay guy is one less qualified brotha. So if you’re involved...Well, let me rephrase that:

Even if you actually think you can convert this guy, and get involved with him and actually marry this guy....

Girl don’t do it!

Mission Impossible! You’ll be wasting your damn time because once he gets dick he will never again mess with another chick!

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