Guy#19: Mr. “Just plain ol’ dumb”
There’s one on every block.
There’s one in every family.
There’s one on every job.
This guy is just plain ol’ dumb! Stupid as shit! I could end up right here and all sistas would know exactly the kind of guy that I’m talking about. We all can spot a stupid muthafucka pretty quick. But humor me as I waste typed words, elaborating a little about this fool!
Basically this kind of guy is slow. Slow as in he’s just not very bright or slow as in he’s actually retarded (just hasn’t been officially diagnosed yet)! Now I know some might say that I’m being cruel, but no, I’m telling it like it is! This fool is really a fool, an unskilled, uneducated and lazy bum. He can’t talk worth a damn! Don’t believe me, sit down and try to have a conversation with this guy! I bet he won’t be able to say a complete sentence! He may be American but that doesn’t mean that he can speak English! Half the time you can’t understand what the hell he’s talking about!
He lives a basic, boring, pathetic life. Most are ugly or average and may have some sort of physical deficiency though sadly, you will come across guys that fit this profile who are handsome. What a damn shame! He may come from a family of just plain ol’ dumb losers or he may be the sad, sorry black sheep in a family of geniuses!
This guy lacks ambition (among many other things) and he’s not smart enough to hold down even the most menial job. He’s not like Mr. “Always quitting or getting fired” because he’s too dumb to quit a job before he gets fired! People make fun of him and he’s an easy mark to get taken advantaged of. Others might feel sorry for him reasoning that he’s a “good guy” just with a lot of issues. Well, he can be a good guy but he’s also an idiot, a moron, an imbecile, a halfwit, a dummy, a loon, a dunce, a bonehead or any other word that describes someone stupid!
Still, there was something about this guy that attracted you to him. It’s funny because this kind of guy may be a loser in life but one “big” and skillful winner in bed. That might be enough for you if it’s been a while and you really want to get you some on the late night tip! But...
If you're involved with Mr. “Just plain ol’ dumb” and you think you might actually marry this guy...
Girl, don’t do it!!
There’s one in every family.
There’s one on every job.
This guy is just plain ol’ dumb! Stupid as shit! I could end up right here and all sistas would know exactly the kind of guy that I’m talking about. We all can spot a stupid muthafucka pretty quick. But humor me as I waste typed words, elaborating a little about this fool!
Basically this kind of guy is slow. Slow as in he’s just not very bright or slow as in he’s actually retarded (just hasn’t been officially diagnosed yet)! Now I know some might say that I’m being cruel, but no, I’m telling it like it is! This fool is really a fool, an unskilled, uneducated and lazy bum. He can’t talk worth a damn! Don’t believe me, sit down and try to have a conversation with this guy! I bet he won’t be able to say a complete sentence! He may be American but that doesn’t mean that he can speak English! Half the time you can’t understand what the hell he’s talking about!
He lives a basic, boring, pathetic life. Most are ugly or average and may have some sort of physical deficiency though sadly, you will come across guys that fit this profile who are handsome. What a damn shame! He may come from a family of just plain ol’ dumb losers or he may be the sad, sorry black sheep in a family of geniuses!
This guy lacks ambition (among many other things) and he’s not smart enough to hold down even the most menial job. He’s not like Mr. “Always quitting or getting fired” because he’s too dumb to quit a job before he gets fired! People make fun of him and he’s an easy mark to get taken advantaged of. Others might feel sorry for him reasoning that he’s a “good guy” just with a lot of issues. Well, he can be a good guy but he’s also an idiot, a moron, an imbecile, a halfwit, a dummy, a loon, a dunce, a bonehead or any other word that describes someone stupid!
Still, there was something about this guy that attracted you to him. It’s funny because this kind of guy may be a loser in life but one “big” and skillful winner in bed. That might be enough for you if it’s been a while and you really want to get you some on the late night tip! But...
If you're involved with Mr. “Just plain ol’ dumb” and you think you might actually marry this guy...
Girl, don’t do it!!
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