Monday, June 4, 2007

Guy#2: Mr. “Young, dumb and full of cum”

If you’re seeing this guy and you’re convinced that you can “mold” him into the perfect man, think again!

Obviously you can tell by this guy's nickname that he’s young. He may be very young, I’m talking 16, 17, 18 young (yeah, some women try to snag ‘em straight off the school bus)! But if you’re a middle-aged woman in your late 30’s or 40’s then you will probably consider a 25 year old guy to be young.

His youth is what attracted you to this guy. He’s likely to be handsome, in great shape, tough, funny…just plain ol’ cool. He may be smart in a “cute” naive kind of way. He’s outgoing and can go all night long, dancing in the night clubs, and screwing in the bedroom! Being with him makes your old (or getting old) ass feel young. You think you’re some vibrant fly chick in your late teens or early 20’s again. But you’re not. And in the beginning his youth will be a turn on but will ultimately become a turn-off. Sooner than later, I guarantee it!

This kind of guy is likely to be immature. He can’t help it; immaturity comes with being young. But girls already mature faster than boys and if you’re significantly older than him then chances are you will be 5-10 times above his level! So don’t give me that “he’s very mature for his age” bullshit. He might not be as “dumb” as his friends and most of the young brothas out here but he’s still dumb as a rock!

And speaking of his friends, expect them to always be around. Young guys love to “hang-out” with each other and his “crew”, “posse”, “gang”, “squad” or whatever they call a group of friends nowadays will always be with him. Young guys are insecure and he’s no different. They hang in groups, all of the time, because individually they’re all weak but as a group they at least appear to be thorough. But you know better…

You do know better, right?

He’s “wild style” for real, and his lifestyle is likely to be just way too fast for you. He may sleep all day and party all night and count on him neglecting the relationship. He’s horny (all the time) and no matter how hard you work to please him while he pleases you he’s guaranteed to look for sex elsewhere. Expect him to cheat on you regularly with younger women closer to his age. But also realize that other older women (especially your female relatives and girlfriends) will basically throw themselves at this guy! Is he young and fine and he has a nice body! Shit!! Girl, it ain’t no fun if your “homies” can’t have none! Broads will be fighting to get a piece of his young and tender ass!

But let’s be honest about the sex: Though I don’t doubt he's a hell of a “warrior” in bed keep in mind that he’s young and therefore inexperienced. This kind of guy is likely to have the “slam, bam, thank you ma’am” mentality. He may give you the best 5 minutes of your life but he’ll be out the front door, sleep or playing video games once you recover longing for more!

Now that I mentioned playing video games, this kind of guy hasn’t grown up so it shouldn't be much of a surprise that he engages (for hours at a time) in mindless juvenile activities. When he’s not running the streets and actually at home, expect him to watch a lot of television, play video games, surf the Internet, talk on the phone, etc.

Some guys that fit this profile have few goals and don’t think too much about the future. They feel that they’re invincible and that nothing bad will ever happen to them. They’re uneducated, unskilled, and stubborn and think they know everything. There are guys that fit this profile who are smart and quite ambitious, but it’s often “blind” ambition. They have goals but are naïve about how to go about accomplishing their goals. This guy is broke and not yet established and because of this he tends to be impatient. He’ll make a lot of mistakes (probably some costly ones) as he goes through the growing pains of young adulthood. Girl, you don’t have time to wait for his ass to grow up!

By the way, instead of being a playa, playa, he might be too damn attached to you. Your relationship might take on a weird mother-son kind of vibe and that ain’t what you signed up for when you first met him!

He’s unsure of himself though he’ll act supremely confident. His false confidence will often cross the line of arrogance. He’s too smart for his own good. He thinks his ass is so slick and he’s likely to take you for granted. He’s selfish and though he may have some feelings for you, he has a “me-first” attitude when it comes to his life and if you’re not careful he’ll take advantage of your genuine love and concerned for him.

So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Young, dumb and full of cum” and you think one day you might actually marry this guy....

Girl, don’t do it!!

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