Monday, June 4, 2007

Guy#42: Mr. “Boring as hell”

Great guy and all but DAMN; he sure is boring!! This kind of guy is a classic home-body. He doesn’t go anywhere! He’s always in the house watching television, playing video games, eating or sleeping. This kind of guy spends more time in the bathroom than he does out on the town!

And it’s not just about what he does (or should I day what he doesn’t do), he’s also boring as hell to talk to. His conversation consist of “yes”, “no” and flat one sentence replies. He might be a smart guy but he has very poor social skills. When others talk to this guy he comes across as weird. He has no sense of a humor and is way too serious. He always seems uptight and never relaxed. He’s a loner who is more comfortable spending time with something like a pet or a reading a comic book or something.

He’s the type of guy that if he doesn’t come to a party he isn’t missed and if he’s actually present at a party he isn’t noticed. He shows little if any emotion. He tends to be a bad dresser. He’ll either have a reputation as being a quiet, strange loner or he’ll be virtually unknown altogether. He may not drink or do any illicit drugs. From a health perspective that’s a good thing but this guy is so “dead” that you wish he would occasionally take a drink or smoke a little weed just to bring some life to his dull personality!

Although boring guys comes in all shapes and sizes; in all colors and ages, this guy will become more and more boring as he gets older. The funny thing is he may have actually been fun to be around back in the day. But as guys get older they get slooower and become more uninterested in actually doing stuff and having a good time.

If he’s a younger guy, he’s quiet and insecure and probably feels that the more he talks and the more active he is, the more he’ll make a fool of himself! He grew up overshadowed by others like maybe a brother, best friend or even a parent. He was never smart enough, handsome enough, tough enough, or cool enough or all of the above. With all of the qualities about him that is a turn off, one thing about boring guys is that they’re often successful. This guy may be well-educated with a good career. But his success is a gift and a curse because he’s so much into his career that his social and family life and your relationship with him suffer.

So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Boring as hell” and you think one day you might actually marry this guy....

Girl, don't do it!!

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