Monday, June 4, 2007

Guy#41: Mr. “Corny ass comedian”

This clown will always keep you laughing...

But just because you’re laughing, it doesn’t mean you’re laughing with him! Like everybody else that comes into contact with this guy, you’ll be laughing at him!

First of all, he’s not nearly as funny as he thinks he is. He’s more silly...goofy; then he is funny. Let’s face it: This guy is corny! He’s a straight up clown that literally belongs in the circus. And I can guarantee that his life is a circus. He’s loud and obnoxious and spends much of his time telling outrageous stories about his past right up until what just happened to him today. Yeah, he’s one hell of a story teller which is just another way of saying that he is a liar!

He tries too hard (way too hard) to make everyone laugh. He wants to be seen as this popular out-going guy that everyone loves. And he might be out going, he might be popular but his popularity is based on the fact that everyone he’s ever come in contact with thinks he’s a clown. He’s a phony that at the snap of the finger goes into character. He’s always “on stage” and that stage is his life in which he always has to perform.

His “performances” often go overboard and he ends up saying or doing something that offends somebody. He’s the kind of guy that will piss others off to the point where they will want to kick his ass! He’s a grown ass man that is just too immature and playful and never knows when to be serious. See, being serious would mean acting like a responsible adult and this guy is not about to start doing that. Expect him to be unemployed or “marginally” employed and totally content with that sad, underachieving existence. This guy doesn’t want to work “too hard” because he’s too busy “having fun”.

He tries so hard to be “Mr. Kat Williams” (or insert your favorite comedian) because it’s likely that he lacks success in other areas of his life. Maybe he’s ugly (a lot of real comedians are). Maybe he’s fat, sloppy and out of shape (a lot of real comedians are). Maybe he’s not too bright. Maybe he’s horrible in bed. He tries to use his humor to make up for all of the bad qualities in him that turn women off.

By the way, this fool might actually have aspirations of being a stand-up comedian and actor!! Now that’s funny!!

The bottom line is that he’s just not all that funny. And his 24/7 “stand-up act” that is his life may amuse you at first but will quickly end up looking sad, tired, annoying and pathetic! So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Comedian” and you think one day you might actually marry this guy....

Girl, don’t do it!!

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