Guy#34: Mr. “Great guy but he’s awful in bed”

He’s handsome. He’s athletic. He’s masculine. He’s well spoken. He’s successful. He’s respectful. He’s loved by your family. He treats you like the queen that you are. The fact is this guy is allll-most perfect. But there’s one problem, okay, maybe it’s a “little” problem, sort of speak; he’s terrible in bed!

Everyone on the outside looking in would think that you’re one lucky chick. Your female relatives, friends and colleagues will often be jealous of you because on the surface your relationship with this guy will come across as absolutely perfect. But “little” do they know just how boring your relationship is when you and he get behind closed doors in the bedroom. Pardon my French, but this guy simply can’t fuck! He has the passion but doesn’t have the right “tools” to make love either!

Why is this guy soooo bad in bed?

Here are just a couple of possible reasons:

He has a small penis and doesn’t know how to work it
He has a big penis...and doesn’t know how to work it
He has no stamina
He’s one of those one-minute brothas
He has a one-track mind when it comes to sex; “Get mine and careless if she gets hers”
Low sex-drive (only interested in having sex a couple of times per month)
He doesn’t go down...

Must I go on?

Bottom line: If you get seriously involved with this guy (and God forbid you actually marry him), he might make you “happy” but he won’t make you climb the walls like spiderwoman, that’s for sure!

So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Great guy but awful in bed” and you think one day you might actually marry this guy....

Girl, don’t do it!!