Guy#31: Mr. "Homeless"
Now this guy might not actually be homeless but the point is he’s very unstable. He has one foot in your crib (or a friend or family member’s crib) and the other foot is out on the street. He’s the kind of guy who doesn’t know where he’s going to lay his head from night-to-night. You may have never really thought about it, but if you ever sat down alone and examined your relationship with this guy, you’ll quickly realize that this guy is a loser! That’s right girl, you’ve been involved with a loser the entire time!
Think about it: This guy is always broke. He’s likely unemployed. You’re paying for dinner, movies, drinks at the club, vacations, rent, mortgage, groceries; the whole nine yards! This guy wouldn’t get a haircut if it wasn’t for you giving him the cash to go the barbershop! He may have a rather rugged appearance and have bad hygiene and grooming issues.
The thing about a guy like this is that he will call himself “taking care” of things; paying bills, getting the car repaired-things like that, but you’re the one who is actually putting up the money!
This guy is very irresponsible and he's way too lazy with a total carefree attitude about life. He might be a lot of fun to be around but he’s incapable of getting serious about the important aspects of life. He’s been coddled his whole life. Everyone from family to complete strangers has gone out of their way to help this guy. Why? Because he’s a likable guy, very personable, great sense of humor, even “generous”. But his generosity is usually at the expense of someone else’s (probably you) pocket.
Homeboy might actually be homeless for real, with nowhere to go. Look, I have sympathy for homeless people, but I also know that the majority of them are homeless due to their own fuck-ups! That’s right, I said it! And this guy may be no different. Your man’s home might be in the back of some pissy alley which is why he’s always insisting to “stay-over” at your place. What was supposed to be a one-night thang has turned into him wearing out his welcome, lying around your place for the last 6 months!
Girl, kick his ass out now and drop him off at the local YMCA!
So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Homeless” and you think one day you might actually marrry this guy....
Girl, don’t do it!!
Think about it: This guy is always broke. He’s likely unemployed. You’re paying for dinner, movies, drinks at the club, vacations, rent, mortgage, groceries; the whole nine yards! This guy wouldn’t get a haircut if it wasn’t for you giving him the cash to go the barbershop! He may have a rather rugged appearance and have bad hygiene and grooming issues.
The thing about a guy like this is that he will call himself “taking care” of things; paying bills, getting the car repaired-things like that, but you’re the one who is actually putting up the money!
This guy is very irresponsible and he's way too lazy with a total carefree attitude about life. He might be a lot of fun to be around but he’s incapable of getting serious about the important aspects of life. He’s been coddled his whole life. Everyone from family to complete strangers has gone out of their way to help this guy. Why? Because he’s a likable guy, very personable, great sense of humor, even “generous”. But his generosity is usually at the expense of someone else’s (probably you) pocket.
Homeboy might actually be homeless for real, with nowhere to go. Look, I have sympathy for homeless people, but I also know that the majority of them are homeless due to their own fuck-ups! That’s right, I said it! And this guy may be no different. Your man’s home might be in the back of some pissy alley which is why he’s always insisting to “stay-over” at your place. What was supposed to be a one-night thang has turned into him wearing out his welcome, lying around your place for the last 6 months!
Girl, kick his ass out now and drop him off at the local YMCA!
So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Homeless” and you think one day you might actually marrry this guy....
Girl, don’t do it!!
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11:10 PM
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