Monday, June 4, 2007

Guy#32: Mr. “So fine that he makes me insecure”

When you snagged this guy you just knew you had it going on, didn’t you? Couldn’t nobody tell you nothing! While all of the other women in your neighborhood, on your job or at your church were drooling all over this guy, your lucky ass is the one who actually got with his fine ass. All those other women are jealous of you! And because of this you always have to be on alert because other women are always (and I do mean always) looking to take him away from you!

Yeah, it’s the gift and the curse of being with a gorgeous guy. If he’s fine, I mean, really, really fine, and he’s actually successful, then the competition you’ll face will be unbearable. Girl, you will spend most of your time cussing bitches out and knocking bitches out! They will call your house, follow you and him on the road, look all in your bedroom window while he’s making your ass climb the walls…

As long as you're with a fine ass brotha like this guy your life will be HELL!

This guy may be your classic “pretty-boy” type or he could be your typical handsome tough-guy thug type. Regardless of his style, he’s well dressed and well groomed. The classic pretty boy sports tailored suits or the best in casual wear and the handsome thug wears the latest and greatest in urban/street gear. Either way this guy looks, dresses, walks talks and conducts himself better than every other dude in his “category”. He may be light-skinned, dark-skinned or somewhere in between. Height and weight is optional and based on personal preference, but when you talk about brothers who are really fine, the fact that they’re tall and in great shape adds to their overall sex appeal.

See, there just ain’t enough really fine brothas out here. And when you add on the fine brothas that are successful too, shit, the pickings are even slimmer! This fact makes perfectly normal, classy women get ghetto real quick! I don’t care where you’re from or where you currently stay, when a fine and successful man is in the area, he will bring out the talking-shit, knocking bitches out ghetto chick in all of us! This is the kind of guy that you ain’t giving up without a battle and your competition won’t give up trying to steal him from you without a war!

You might be a very attractive girl. Hell, your man is fine but you’re not chopped liver yourself! But he’s soooo fine that his looks overshadows yours! You might hate to admit it but this guy actually looks better than you! His good looks make you constantly insecure about yourself and about the relationship. You’re convinced that at any time he will leave you for another chick or an equally handsome guy! (I bet you didn’t see that bomb coming)

Let’s get real though: This guy is not just handsome, well-built (and often, well-hung), and successful guy looking for the right woman to marry, settle down with and raise a family. Oh, he knows he’s fine! He’s probably more in love with his own looks than you and other women are combined! He’s vain, the conceited type, a master manipulator when it comes to women and sex. He’s not your everyday, run-of-the mill playa. He’s at the level of a pro-athlete, Hollywood actor or entertainer! This kind of guy has groupies and at least when it comes to women, he lives like a star!

Girl, this guy is guaranteed to cheat on you. And because he’s so fine you might convince yourself that it’s no big deal, determined to stay with him regardless. But you’re making a mistake. His womanizing is so well known that women will no longer be envious of you for being with him, they will feel sorry for you. This guy is sleeping around, big-time, more than you’ll ever know. That could mean all sorts of problems beyond your wounded pride...things like babies, “rabies”, STDs, fleas, H-I...

So, if you’re involved with Mr. “So fine that he makes you insecure” and you think one day you might actually marry this guy....

Girl, don’t do it!!

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