Guy#33: Mr. “Nice guy but ugly as hell”

Allow me to be pretty blunt about this guy....

He’s one ugly ass muthafucka!!

If looks is important to you (and it should be), than this guy is just not going to cut it. It really doesn’t matter how nice he is. It really doesn’t matter how well he treats you. Being with this guy is just not going to do much for your image. I mean, we all have pride, don’t we?

Maybe you’re a little insecure about your looks. Maybe you’re a little paranoid about your weight. But when you look in the mirror you don’t want to puke, do you? Well, that’s what you feel like doing whenever you look at this guy. He looks like a troll, or maybe a gremlin, or maybe he looks like Bigfoot! Speaking of big, there’s usually a specific facial and/or bodily feature(s) about this guy that makes him so repulsive. But, then again, this guy could be ugly (with a capital U) from head to toe!

Now I know that there are those who will say, “It’s not all about looks”. There are some who believe that true everlasting love transcends physical attraction. After all, as we age we all get a little harder to look at, right? Wrong! Speak for yourself!

Face it, this dude might be a really nice guy but he’s disgusting! And even though you hate to admit it, you can’t stand looking at this monster and neither can your family, friends or complete strangers.

So, if you’re involved with Mr. “Nice guy but ugly as hell” and you think one day you might actually marry this guy....

Girl, don’t do it!!